---------- Forwarded message ----------From: Mom [at her work address]Date: Fri, Dec 3, 2010 at 7:28 AMSubject: Happy BirthdayTo: Blake Ellison  Happy birthday to you!  Have a wonderful day!!! The...

New rule, effective immediately:No directly addressing days of the week. All statements like the ones below are officially verboten:"Dear Monday: We didn't get along last week. Let's try harder this...

Blake: Hey PMP, I really don't give a damn about you. PMP: Oh yeah? B-. Bam. How you like me now, muh'fucka? Blake: Hmm, two standard deviations down.. bottom 2.5%. Wow. PMP: Yeah, the Chinese...

Monopoly, the board game, was invented in 1935. It's a game about economics, first and foremost. Hell, the name of the game is Monopoly. It's about making wise investments and bilking your opponents...

[this post is best read to the tune of Ice Cube's "Today Was A Good Day"]So here I am in sunny San Diego,Thinkin' 'bout when I'll be on that payrollAnd here every other car's a FerrariIt makes you start...

It's the tenth anniversary of The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, largely regarded by true gamers as the Greatest Game of All Time.I'm among that crowd. It's a triumph of creativity, storytelling...

What is the proper plural of "ho"?Ho's?Hoes?Having trouble illustrating my problem? Think of it this way:'Superman that ho' -> 'Superman those _____'How to fill in the blank?

Last weekend in Tokyo was the JET Program Job Fair, an exercise in rounding up 300 socially awkward JET members in front 30 of the sleaziest people I've ever seen in Japan, promising employment to people...

In the 2004 election, I was a mad crazy hyperblogger sent from outer space to convince college campuses everywhere that everything the Republicans said was a lie, and you should STFU and vote Kerry...

5 years ago, my best mates and I were hopelessly addicted to Super Smash Bros. Melee. In fact, everyone I knew played it. We once had a 64-player tournament at Aroon's with almost 64 human players...

Knock knock.[who's there?]9/11.[9/11 who?]YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

In this thread, I review Pepsi Summer Mix. I spotted this "limited time only" drink in the store today and figured what the hell. It claims to feature "a mix of tropical fruit flavors," but I didn...

This YouTube video is utter insanity for car guys.

The following was taken directly from my email to Vicki, someone I hold near and dear.Why I woke up early Saturday: 40 Acres Fest. It's a big, big organizational fair where every student org comes...